The leader of the fourth largest city in North America is online, and he is mad.
John Tory, the mayor of Toronto, put together a passive-aggressive masterwork on Tuesday about a CBS Sports poll. A poll. A website poll, about a basketball game.
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John Tory, you see, is actually not mad that CBS offered readers a choice of either Golden State, Oklahoma City, Cleveland or "other." He's not mad at all. It's funny, actually, and so funny to Tory that he tweeted the response, tagged the Raptors and CBS Sports in it, and gave it the dreaded "open letter" format to CBS chairman Sean McManus.