Everyone gather around. Throw an arm around the person next to you or hold a hand.
Trust me, there is a way to get through this. This is the monster we all know as Alabama football.
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Start with acceptance. Alabama is not going away. Nick Saban is not taking another job (not another word). Alabama is going to continue winning games. Lots of games.
If you're not an Alabama fan, you hate this: Four national championships in seven seasons and six consecutive "recruiting championships.