How to Leave Yourself with a Bad Quarterback in Five Easy Steps

Scott Tolzien faces off against Jared Goff in Colts vs. Rams on Sunday. You are forgiven if you decide that you would rather mow the lawn that afternoon than watch.

Maybe Tom Savage versus Blake Bortles in Texans-Jaguars is more to your liking. But probably not. We narrowly escaped Josh McCown versus Nathan Peterman in Jets-Bills after Tyrod Taylor cleared concussion protocol just in time to make the worst matchup on the schedule a little less excruciating.

It only seems like half the teams in the league went out of their way to screw up their own quarterback situations. Really, only about one-quarter to one-third of the teams did, depending on how you feel about Week 1 starters Trevor…