Someone in Buffalo hurled a dildo onto the field during Bills-Patriots.
Uh did someone throw a phallus object onto the field? pic.twitter.com/1Vcqg4IwVM
— Brandon Warne (@Brandon_Warne) October 30, 2016
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Other possible world choices there: Someone flung a dildo, someone chucked a dildo, someone whipped a dildo. "Hurled" just felt right. Someone hurled a dildo.
When the next wave of "why are the NFL's TV ratings down" stories come out, remember this occasion; if folks are so offended by players quietly kneeling during the national anthem, imagine how they'll feel about that.