Sporting News · Oct 30, 2016
Hey, it's raining dildos at Bills-Patriots
Buffalo Bills fans (Getty) Someone in Buffalo hurled a dildo onto the field during Bills-Patriots.
Uh did someone throw a phallus object onto the field? pic.twitter.com/1Vcqg4IwVM
— Brandon Warne (@Brandon_Warne) October 30, 2016 MORE: Live scores, stats from Week 8
Other possible world choices there: Someone flung a dildo, someone chucked a dildo, someone whipped a dildo. "Hurled" just felt right. Someone hurled a dildo.
When the next wave of "why are the NFL's TV ratings down" stories come out, remember this occasion; if folks are so offended by players quietly kneeling during the national anthem, imagine how they'll feel about that. It's raining dildos!