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It was at 4:02 p.m. CT on Tuesday afternoon that Guardians rookie outfielder Steven Kwan did the unthinkable: he swung at a pitch and missed. Except not really—the Cleveland social media team just said that he did, as some sort of clever joke. The real seismic event occurred the next day—except not really, depending on your definition of the word “whiff.