In the least shocking development since America admitted sugar wasn't actually a diet aid, a Fox Sports Radio host offered a simmering take with all of the fixings: (1) charges of reverse sexism, (2) a nod to the PC police who Facebook-and-frisk white people with their dank memes and (3) a descendent of the tried-and-true "my friend is black" defense.
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In this case, the jocular radio personality was Mike North. His subject: Jessica Mendoza, an analyst on ESPN's Sunday Night Baseball who he insists would be fired if she were a man.