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Meet the 2016 MLB Home Run Derby contestants
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SAN DIEGO -- Lo, I come not to bury the Home Run Derby. I enjoy it, particularly under the brisk-in-comparison revised format. Rather, I come to compliment the Home Run Derby, which I just did via the gentlemanly words of the previous sentence, and also to complement the Home Run Derby, which I shall do via the forthcoming Internal Call to Action.
I have come down from Mount Idle Thoughts and present to you on stone tablets the following communiqué: In addition to the Home Run Derby during All-Star week, baseball also needs a Five Tools Derby.