Nobody can win their Fantasy Football league on an every-year basis. No matter how much research you do and how accurate your assessments are, injuries and bad luck will have an impact sooner or later.
Those seasons are disappointing, but you can come up with memorable team names on an every-year basis. Why is that important? When you struggle to reach .500 during the season or fall significantly below that level, a clever name can win you points in the eyes of your fellow league members because they will respect your sense of humor, coolness and overall intelligence.