Sorry, New York Giants fans.
Eli Manning isn't going to rescue what is shaping up to be a lost season.
"I don't think that's happening," he told Bleacher Report while laughing and discussing coming out of retirement for the quarterback-needy Giants.
"I can probably still throw it around a bit, but I don't want to get hit anymore. Once you go three years without getting sacked, it's just kind of one of those things you don't really want to go back into. It's nice waking up every Monday morning and not feeling sore and being injured because of 300-pound men trying to rip your head off.