Dear Bill,
I'm sorry. I should refer to you as Mr. Belichick. I don't know you like that. I don't know you at all. So far be it from me, a lowly scribe, to get so familiar as to call you by your first name. You're a businessman, the ultimate businessman in fact.
That's why I'm going get straight to the point. You're a no-nonsense kind of guy, and that resonates with me.
Could you please, pretty please with a cherry top, start Julian Franks Edelman at quarterback when your Patriots face the Bills next Sunday.