1. Forgive me for going all "OK, Boomer, Get Off My Lawn" here, but the Super Bowl really is a painful experience for die-hard NFL fans.
By "die-hard NFL fans," I mean the people who sit in front of their TVs every single Sunday from 1pm ET until the end of the Sunday night game. I'm talking about the people who revolve each and every one of their Sundays around the NFL schedule. I'm talking about the people who are just as invested in an October CBS game at 1pm as they are the Super Bowl.