“He broke out of two maximum security prisons,” Womack says. “And if he hits the streets…”
Hall’s unnamed character cuts him off. “He’s not gonna hit the streets, Jim. Thirty years ago, he was a highly trained SAS operative. He is my age now, for Christ’s sake. I have to get up three times a night to take a piss.”
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Mason did wind up hitting the streets, of course, but Hall’s line, delivered when he was 65, is one to remember about A-Rod, for once a urine reference that has nothing to do with drug testing.