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IK Enemkpali got released for punching Geno Smith, so you figure choking a co-worker would also be a fireable offense. Or not, as we learned from Jonathan Papelbon. Sure Papelbon got suspended for a few games after wringing Bryce Harper’s neck, but he’ll be back in Washington next season—barring a trade, of course.