Note to Toledo fans: If you see a tooth lying around Savage Arena, do not be alarmed.
Just report it to the lost and found.
It probably belongs to a member of the Bancroft Street Bullies themselves — the Rockets’ name-taking, chiclet-spitting men’s hock … sorry … hoops team.
What can they say?
Sometimes it takes losing a pearly white or two to find a spark.
“I don’t mind the toothless look,” junior forward Andre Lorentsson said with a smile on loan from Ed Helms in The Hangover. “You know, being from Sweden and all.