With the Mid-American Conference men’s basketball tournament beginning in Cleveland this week, we decided to eavesdrop on two buddies debating Toledo hoops at Rocky’s Saloon ...
Oscar the Optimist: I think this is our year, Gloomy!
Grouch McGloom: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the earth is flatter than the Rockets in a big game.
Oscar: Come on, have some faith.
Grouch: Yeah, what’s that gotten us the last 38 years? The Rockets’ tourney drought is old enough to be running for a second term in the White House.