We can all admit that negative yards are what kill us in football. With Patty Ice scrambling around in the backfield, sacks are all but out of the question. That leaves penalties. However the entire team has adopted a strange new strategy...
I assume that everyone reading this is aware of two facts; We (Texas Tech) like to hold on pass plays and if someone declares "no offense" whatever they say after that can't be considered offensive. Simple stuff kids.
Now allegedly head coach Kliff Kingsbury came up with this game-changing strategy after hearing the phrase used for the first time in his life (let's face it, nobody has ever tried to offend Kliff before.