Baylor - Grand Moff Tarkin
Baylor and the commander of the Imperial military have one glaring thing in common: they can't close when the situation is dire. Baylor is good at beating up on no name teams/Alderaan, but when it comes to playing teams with an actual military or team, they fold like a wet paper airplane.
Kansas - The Jawas
Kansas and the Jaws are really, really good at one thing: basketball/trading droid. However, when it comes to doing other things, they fall short.