VTM's completely and totally real investigative team spent a day with Gus Johnson. This is how that day went.
Editor's note: The following scenarios are completely fictional and definitely did not happen. At least we don't think they did.
6:00 AM
[Gus Johnson erupts out of bed, startling his wife awake. Johnson sprints to the bathroom to brush his teeth]
Johnson: *gargled speech* "Hemuph goesh fer da recowrd! Hemuph culd pesibly maek it!"
[Spits out toothpaste]
Johnson: "HE DID IT! WOW!