I have clinical Insomnia, which means that I barely sleep. My mind goes to weird places sometimes. These are those weird places
I call Baylor "Fallout 4" because they live in a post apocalyptic wasteland, their biggest weapons are being held together by duct tape and luck, and they don't deal in actual currency when buying things.
Business Idea: It's a show about superhero teenagers in roving Germanic tribes during Roman rule. We can call it "Teen Teutons".
I call Nick Saban "Napoleon" because he's short, fiery, is a dominant strategist, and when he loses, he loses big.