Every year for the past several, the Texas Rangers and Sportservice, the concessionaire for Globe Life Park in Arlington, have rolled out some increasingly over-the-top new concession items right before the start of baseball season.
And every year for the past few, they have held a preview event where the press gets to sample the items. It's hard to walk away from this event. No, really — after you've sampled some of this stuff, even if you're relatively diligent about not finishing it, you tend to want to take a nap, or to want someone to pick you up with a dolly and roll you to your car.