I’m going to the Rangers game tomorrow. I’m glad it is tomorrow, rather than today, when they are trotting out this spring training-ass lineup they’ve got against the Rays tonight.
The lineup:
DeShields — CF
Profar — 1B
Elvis — SS
Mazara — RF
Beltre — DH
IKF — 3B
Chirinos — C
Rua — LF
Alberto — 2B
Yovani Gallardo pitches for Texas.