Shin-Soo Choo gets cursed monkey paw, starts hitting while Leonys Martin nurses two broken hands
Jon Daniels on returning from Round Rock with reinforcement relievers: "I'm going to need a bigger car."
Leonys Martin is likely to be out of the lineup for at least several days because that's what's done before announcing a catastrophic injury.
Jeff Banister says that homers off of relievers on the first batter faced is not an issue of preparation but of execution, which is a statement about as prescriptive as a Buddhist koan.
Matt Harrison has begun pitching in extended spring training and the countdown to Mitch Moreland's next DL stint has begun.