Mariners 5, Rangers 0
- Two hits.
- And one of them was by Andrew Knizner, which is how we know the baseball gods are fucking with us.
- I remind myself that the Rangers won it all in 2023. What I’d been waiting my whole life to see. I said with that they could go 0-162 this year and I wouldn’t care.
- The Rangers of late seem like they want to test me on this.
- Normally I’d be writing about Dane Dunning’s weird performance today in what might be his last start before moving into the bullpen for a while, how he struck out eight but also needed 98 pitches to get the 4.