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The Evolution of Joey Gallo: Part 1

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In the classic spy tale Our Man In Havana, Graham Greene writes:

In that moment, he began to realize the impossibility of explaining anything to a man with power

Surely, Greene was referring to those who have the ability to mold the world to their liking, using their nearly unlimited power to do as they please against their opponents. Similarly, our man in Arlington utilizes a 32-ounce chunk of Maple to inexorably wield unbridled power against his mound-dwelling opposition. Joey Gallo has been blessed with herculean strength, unconstrained by the genetics of us mere mortals.