SURPRISE, Ariz. - It's that time of year again: Time to check with the ol' Evtron 3000 to spit out our highly-researched, completely analyzed roster projections.
I mean, the team has been in camp a week. We've got lots of big data. Data like you would not believe. So much data, it will make your head spin. Anybody who would dare make a roster projection before this is, well, just pulling names out of hats. It's FAKE ROSTERS! Sad. This stuff: We had some of the best minds working on this, fueled by a meatball and fresh basil pizza.