The nice lady at the guest relations desk in right field didn't see the Joey Gallo homer in the second inning, and the other nice lady who did was taking a break or something when the intrepid Texas Rangers Reaction made its way to the scene.
But the first nice lady said that the missing nice lady told her that the Gallo homer, measured at 466 feet and hit at 116.8 mph, sailed high over the lower level of seats in right field, across the wide concourse and into the middle row for the all-you-can-eat seats.
That's where it struck a boy in the back.