Upon hearing the news that the Texas Rangers added yet another player, one of the clubhouse attendants pondered a serious issue – “Are we going to have enough lockers?”
It’s gonna be tight.
The team is down to two open stalls, which means not only is there time but space to potentially add both Randy Johnson and Curt Schilling, too.
Why not squeeze in John Rocker or Carl Everett? They can share a locker.
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Bring in Rafael Palmeiro, because God knows he has nothing else to do.