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Rangers’ new $1.1 billion ballpark has a fake feel

Science has bred a chicken to look like a dinosaur and is actively working on humanless home pizza delivery - and a flying taxi - but growing grass 50 feet below grade is just too much to ask.

This is what the Texas Rangers want us to believe.

Science can do amazing — not to mention troubling — things, so accepting that natural grass can’t grow at a reasonable depth is unfathomable.

The Rangers said that right now they don’t know when they will know/announce the surface for the new stadium, which is scheduled to open in 2020.