If I were a Twins blogger this morning, I’d probably be sitting down to write an Annotated History of Kurt Suzuki’s Bunt Attempts.
Either that, or a piece speculating on whether Fernando Abad could possibly spring a guy like Joe Palumbo free at the trade deadline.
If I were an Astros blogger, I’d be penning a piece titled: “How to Win Four Straight, 13 of 15, and 26 of 35, and Gain a Game and a Half: A Quantitative Analysis.”
If I were an Angels blogger, I wouldn’t have the stomach to write about what happened Friday night with two outs in the top of the ninth in Boston, so I’d instead sit down to map out the timing of when the Los Angeles window, considering present big league talent, the state of the farm system, the franchise’s presence internationally, and its stack of trade chips this month, projects to line up with the Rangers and Astros.