Autumn is coming.
In this season of our show, House Banister has come to rule the AL Westeros with unmatched prosperity during a delightful spring and into summer. Dastardly House Moreno is old and weak and completely reliant on a magic Trout. In the North, King Felix is nothing but a drowned god. The Mad King Beane is nothing but an ancient memory. Only the bastards to the South pose a threat to the sigil of the "T."
But House Banister has grander plans in this Game of Thrones. In the coming months, it plans to lay waste to the rebellious free city of Astros and the rest of the continent before either gaining revenge on the Giants of the Bay or the plundering the Maddon Men of the Midwest.