This is a note that won’t mean much for most of us, but for the very few, very very smart and intelligent and worldly and self-aware and amazing minor league ballplayers who read this stuff, it’s an invitation for you to get weird this season. Wear your pants high on days other than Sunday. Wear stirrups. Play catch with a kid in the stands. It’s the minor leagues. Weird out.
Give the ol’ Heisman to 21 Savage, Drake, Eric Church, Metallica and Cardi B. They’re boring. Be weird. And as Anton Chekov once said, “Irony isn’t funny”, so leave the Spongebob songs to the summer camp days.