The Texas Rangers scored twice but the Houston Astros scored eight times.
Two and a half hours of wondering how baseball ever made it this far as a sport.
Player of the Game: Lefty long man Cole Ragans came on for the injured Jon Gray and threw four innings of emergency relief and — though he allowed arguably the biggest hit of the game, a Minute Maid special double to the world’s scariest hitter Yordan Alvarez — he otherwise kept the Rangers in this one until the wheels fell off late.