The Texas Rangers scored three runs but the Toronto Blue Jays scored seven runs.
The vibes were bad for this one immediately when the Rangers didn’t score despite an opportunity in the first inning and then Jon Gray came out to warm up only for his groin to explode before he’d thrown an actual pitch.
Before the end of the inning, the Rangers trailed 3-0 and they spent the rest of the afternoon appearing in the midst of a daydream filled with thoughts of escaping the country.
Who knows what this series means for the season, trade deadline, future, present, past, or anything.