This wasn’t exactly true. There was no baboon, unfortunately. It was actually a haboob he meant to type. I know, I want to go back to living in the world with the baboon, too.
A haboob, or dust storm, may be an even funnier word out of context than baboon but context is important and because of this tweet, it is now canon that the Rangers heroically defeated the Diamondbacks under duress from rampaging baboons.
Player of the Game: Just in case it’s the final time, and heaven forbid that it is: I love you, Adrian Beltre.