LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME LA LA LA
I’M PURELY A HANS CROUSE FAN NOW
7 innings, 1 run, 0 walks, 12 Ks, one middle finger to Major League Baseball from Hans Crouse tonight.
— Christopher Fittz (@apoplecticfittz) July 26, 2018
Player of the Game: This gal!
— Cut4 (@Cut4) July 26, 2018
Also, I suppose it should be noted that Martin Perez went six innings and allowed just one run against a team that had scored like 50 runs against the Rangers over the last two nights.