No one cares but here’s my take on the brawl:
Nomar Mazara threw a laser and Matt Kemp was out by a third of the basepath because he’s so slow and unathletic he makes Justin Smoak look like a world class sprinter, but instead of just accepting the tag from nice man Robinson Chirinos and giving his third base coach the stink eye like a normal human being, he bowed up with both arms and went for the truck stick at a fairly defenseless dude with a history of head injuries.