Go away forever, April 2018.
The lesson Rangers pitchers are once again forced to learn is that if you want to have a long and happy career, never aim to become the top starter in a Texas Rangers rotation, never become the Rangers closer, never win the Nolan Ryan Pitcher of the Year award, and never come back home to Arlington to pitch for you hometown Rangers.
Player of the Game: Robinson Chirinos tied the game in the top of the seventh with a solo blast off Jay Cutler-looking doofus Trevor Bauer to take Cole Hamels off the hook.