Spring training comes to an end Saturday, not that anybody is keep track of that, and the Star-Telegram Surprise Bureau has plenty of work left to do.
Trash day is Friday, so the trash needs to get out. The refrigerator needs to be cleared out and put in the trash, which needs to be taken out again.
It's personal policy to go home with a suitcase full of clean clothes, so the washer and dryer will be working overtime.
Linens must be stripped from the bed and placed in the washer.