Football season is over for the Longhorns. The harsh reality that you're not going to get to watch Shawn Watson's finely-tuned scoring machine for another 9 months is nearly overwhelming; contemplating almost a year away from Tim Cole's inevitable Heisman candidacy must be painful for you all. I can only imagine the pain Scipio Tex feels as he glumly opens each window on his burnt orange, 7-foot, 270-day advent calendar. (That doesn't even take into account paying the electric bill Scipio gets from having to refrigerate 90 pounds of chocolate for most of a year. He's making SBNation money, not Orangebloods money.