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WATCH: Third-generation Aggie Trey Zuhn waited his whole life to get embarrassed by Vernon Broughton

The most important thing to know about Texas A&M Aggies left tackle Trey Zuhn is that he’s full Aggy.

The term employed to describe full cultists is offensive enough to spark a strange, barely-comprehensible post from a site that would be better known as Aggy Wire and fully describes Zuhn, a third-generation Aggie who was brainwashed from a young age.

That means the typical obsessive behavior of Texas Longhorns-hating rivals — think anything that Danny Stutsman ever does — like buying a photo of a Longhorn and hanging it upside down in his room.