Game week is long and hard, tense with anticipation of the weekend's sweet release, and never more so than during conference play. That's why we're here, scraping and clawing our way over that midweek ridge so you can start the smooth coast toward kickoff with a better understanding of what awaits you at the bottom. This week's guest is Marshall Weber, estimable contributor at Frogs O' War.
Ulysses S. Cocksman: Welcome. I'd like to start with an issue that is extremely important to our readership, for reasons unknown to me.