Texas landed a new OC and OL coach, now riding at the head of the Longhorn staff succession parade perched on the hood of a Bellmont clown car, their agent barely stifling a giggle at the UT admin's negotiating acumen ("I'm offering you 600K, but I'll pay 900K and must sign you or risk outright fan revolt, but don't use that against me! And my boss is here to make sure I don't bungle it. Darn, you won't take less than 900k? You're a really good negotiator!") but the possibility of more staff changes and the next month of dead period may handicap the Longhorns chances of pulling off another late rally to fully complement 2015's foundational class.
Texas Recruiting & The Walking Dead Period
