Alright, only two games left (choose your own inflection there). It’s sudden death for our bowl game chances, a real Hunger Game [Stuart the SEO Intern, please optimize "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2"] out there, and just like Woody Harrelson’s character we’re gonna be blitzed for the whole thing.
But wait a minute; hold the accidentally-on-purpose dropping of Aunt Edna’s Thanksgiving casserole and your slurred Eyes of Texas. Let’s recalibrate here. We’re TEXA$. We’ve got plenty monies. Ignoring NCAA bylaws because, well they’re NCAA bylaws, let’s just hold our own damn bowl.