You know what we haven’t talked about enough this year, and it’s a damn travesty? ARLINGTON.
While all of the world’s eyes have been fixed on the Texas city with a World Series winning baseball team, there is another Texas town that plays a little “baseball.”
Arlington, the sensitive frenulum just beneath Ft. Worth’s purple head of the Phallus-Dirt Worth Metroplex was the one thing we could all agree on. It crossed religions, party lines, and if Sooners could read, probably even state lines!
Major or Simms?