“Fail Fast...and Fail Often”
It’s a mantra of ‘tech brahs’ and sadly, of recent vintage, Tech-sas. But let’s just assume Texas’ own resident smartypants gets the football part figured out and take a moment to focus on the important stuff. Let’s appreciate how appropriate it is that the mascot of San José State University is a Spartan. Man José, the nerdier second-cousin of Man Diego, sports a male to female ratio comparable with Polish surname consonants to healthy UT quarterbacks (roughly 13:1). Unlike Man Diego however, which unleashes a load of seamen for fleet week each year, Man José operates year round.