Sod snatchers. Acre yoinkers. Dirt Burglars. Terra pilferers. Land thieves. Prairie bandits. Grass rustlers. Plains pillagers. No my friends, these are not terms for the residents of Cell Block B at your local penitentiary. These are Sooners and despite laws against fornicating with siblings, you will still find too many Sooner fans running free. That’s right - it’s Hate Week, folks.
The Crimson is flowing down the leg of the Oklahoma interstate, past the casinos, past the 3% beer, past that one house that everyone simply references as "the one that ain’t mobile," and into this great land of ours.