Week 4 welcomes the Catheter Cowboys to Austin, traipsing south from Stillwater drinking Route 44s of Mountain Dew Code Red and not a single Buccee’s stop required. The Pokes, much like their namesake Facebook action, bring an uncomfortable feeling of dread and insecurity wherever they appear. The Longhorns have dropped the last 4 games straight to ‘Okie Lite’ and haven’t won the matchup in Austin since 2008! Jordan Shipley was still on the team - now he’s heading up our WR farm system:
Pretty incredible that Ship will crack the code of time travel just to send his offspring back in time under the name ‘Jake Smith.