The game this week is versus the self-styled Pokelahomans of Oklahoma State University (motto "second best thing to do in Stillwater"). So of course it’s now my solemn responsibility to point out that their most visible gameday tradition revolves around tools men use to spank each other and their mascot looks like the unholy love child of Burt Reynolds and an evil Cavender’s mannequin. Trailer park poltergeist aside, OSU brings with them the start of Big XII play and a top 25 ranking to boot. Texas on the other hand, brings the JUICE.
I’m sure you all saw and Heard the performance by the ‘new’ Texas QB, hybrid clone Vince McCoy aka Jerrod Heard aka Juice.