We really have run out of material for Kansas, our apologies for the flat, boring, completely uninspiring header. It is a metaphor for so many things. Honestly, it’s really no surprise that the #1 result for a Kansas landscape is Tornado. As detailed in the documentary ‘The Wizard of Oz’, Kansas tornados are a product of intense LSD trips. And speaking of choice LSD trips, bowl eligibility appears to be within the Longhorns’ grasp. That’s right, we are ~28 D’onta Foreman carries away from a 13 game season - something not seen in Austin since DiNozzo-era NCIS. Yes, we are 3 Sterlin dropped g’s away from our first bowl berth in the F.
Texas Pregamer: Kansas
