Texas is rather late to the grooming game but it looks like the JUCO Find Me A High Level DT Who Can Meet The Entrance Requirements And Wasn't Placed There By A Sponsor algorithm spat out the name Handsome Tanielu of Snow JUCO in Salt Lake City, by way of Hawaii.
We offered after watching his film and making sure he's not an elaborate prank.
Texas wants the potential early enrollee to make a lighting round visit in January and then decide if Austin is for him, to enroll just days later. Tall order, but tall, dark and Handsome always is.